The Lemonade Budget for Champagne Social Butterflies 41: And Suddenly We’re in the Year That Sounds Like an Owl

It's 2022 and we're still in the middle of a plague, but where have I been? Have I been living in the woods like someone who was a bit too ready for the apocalypse? Have I been barricaded in a shopping centre fighting zombies/wailing that I can't get into a size 14 M&S trouser any more? Have I started my own artisan sourdough bullet factory while wearing a wolfcut, like Eugene? One of these things may be true, and you will find out if you listen to my witters.